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Today’s Forecast: Partially moody with a chance of I don’t like you.
do you ever like randomly wake up in the middle of the night check your social networks then go back to sleep
augustus waters. augustus fires. augustus earths. augustus airs. the fault in our elements
seeing a sexy math major and making the first move like
i never want to get married and have kids i want to be 40 and a highly successful director and show up to my high school reunion dressed entirely in yves saint laurent with blood red lipstick and louboutin heels that could penetrate a man’s soft flesh in the current year’s bmw convertible and wear chanel sunglasses the entire time even while indoors so i don’t have to hold eye contact with the little people
Simple tips to gain my friendship:
1) Have a cat
2) Show me pictures of your cat
3) Invite me over to pet your cat
4) Be a cat
The community in Ferguson is struggling to come up with the money to keep their kids fed, since school has been cancelled all this time, yet people have donated over $12,000 to the murderer who started all of this in the last 24 hours alone. Think about that. And then donate to the right cause.